Trendy is bad

Bad trends I've seen for a long while now (guaranteed to offend):

• People cannot dress themselves. They think flip flops and/or Ugg (ugly?) boots look good. They don't. You are guilty of bad taste.
  
• They wear their pants far too long (they drag on the ground and tear and look dirty. (The homeless look maybe?)
• Men are becoming effeminate. They hang around each other all the time and even go to the bathroom together. Not good.
• Kids taking a backseat to stupid dogs. Shameful!
• If you find yourself looking at the supermarket tabloids and know everyone on the cover, declare a personal state of emergency and go get yourself a library card.

That's all for now. I will be taking more notes on the sad state of America.

G$